I’m a planner. If I intend on travelling, switching multivitamins, or writing a new story, I research the heck out of it before I make the change. Sometimes I research so much that I never end up doing what I intended on the research being necessary for in the first place, but I digress.
I am not a military wife. I am not even a military fiancee. (Yet.) However, I intend on being one in the…
I had a long and interesting day at work today. Here are some prime examples of why I should never have been in management…
Me: Watch your sixes, people! I have a knife!
Female Coworker: Sixes?
Male Coworker: Behind you. Weren’t you raised in a military compound?
FC: Whyyy are you talking like that?
Me: Because I only date men who fly.
MC: Makes sense.
FC: *clearly disagrees*
Me: Why is my name the…
I have a problem with my mind wandering.
It’s especially bad during at church, during communion when we don’t have a pianist to keep a hymn playing and my thoughts on the sacrament. A month or two back I was daydreaming again, and to bring myself back to the solemnity at hand I tried humming a tune in my head. Well, that tune happened to be Isle of Innisfree, and rather than struggling to think…
I’ve already made my rantings on Facebook today, so I guess it’s time for the blog update!
This was my status after making several cynical comments on others’ Fourth of July posts:
I suppose I should make it clear to all that I DO love America. Or rather… I love America: Original and Best. Might also be known as Classic America, and the principles and faith that built our nation. What I am not…
Alright, lovely readers. It’s true, I just returned from a month-long trip through England, Scotland, and a transatlantic cruise with my best friend, KitKat, and her amazing family, and I need to upload some pictures and share stories of that for certain because it wasas amazing as it sounds. But here is something that’s been developing for a while, just made “official” on Facebook Thursday the…
I am once more UK bound! Today is a panic day, where I go from sitting and doing nothing while repeating, “I have too much to do, I have too much to do…” to ever so slowly knocking things off my huge To-D0 list.
This is the last night I’ll be sleeping at my parents’ house for the next 32 days! This will officially be the longest I’ve been away from home. The last two European adventures only…
Me: I’m having pain.
Web MD: You’re pregnant.
Me: No, I’m not.
Web MD: Are you sure?
Web MD: Then you’re dying.
Me: What? I don’t think so.
Web MD: Then you’re pregnant.
Me: That’s impossible.
Web MD: Excuse me. Who is the doctor here? I will determine what is possible. Are you female?
Web MD: Are you under the age of 55?
Web MD: You’re pregnant.
Me: No, I’m not!
My dreams are getting crazy again. I’m usually a frequent/vivid dreamer, but when I’m sick and my sleep is interrupted every handful of hours I remember the elaborate ones almost every night.
In the first one, my grandpa was taking me on a very inaccurate tour of the capital. And by inaccurate, I mean our capital building is not on a military base where politicians give impassioned speeches to…
So it finally happened, guys.
I met someone! I more than met someone! I’m what Facebookers call “in a relationship,” only I’m not in a relationship on Facebook, because that’s not classy enough. I can’t give too many details, because then I’d have to hunt down and kill you all, and besides being very lazy about all that and bad with directions, I likepretty much everyone who posts on my blog, so…
I like to think of myself as a reasonable individual. I’m generally a warm, and affable person, willing to hear differing opinions on any variety of subjects, so long as they’re civilly presented, and don’t make me fear for the state of your soul. I’d rather leave the matter alone than cause a debate, unless I feel very strongly about the impact your differing opinion might have on the world, or…